Thursday, May 27, 2010

It Is Time For Another Bad Joke. Plus A Bonus Bad Joke

Posted by Drew Zeitlin:


From time to time we like to share bad, old or corny jokes mostly on twitter but we are going to share them on this blog from time to time as well. Here is today's edition.


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


That was a short joke so we have a bonus joke for you.


What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

1 comment:

kimbers said...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

With a Porsche, the prick is on the inside.

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A thirsty hot bear walks up to a bar and orders the bartender to bring him a beer. The bartender politely tells him "Sorry, we don't serve bears beer here."

The bear pounds his paw on the bar and then picks up a bar stool and tosses it across the floor and demands that he get a beer. Again, the bartender says "Sorry bear. No beer."

Well this really pisses the bear off. He wildly looks around the bar in a rage until his eyes fall on a beautiful busty blonde sitting down on the other end nursing a drink. He yells at the bartender "either you give me that beer or I'm going to kill and eat that woman sitting down there!"

Nonplussed, the bartender says, "I'm sorry. You're a bear. No beer here for bears."

With that the bear jumps up, flies down to the other end of the bar and with one swipe of his paw kills the woman and gobbles her up. Licking his lips, he looks at the bartender and says "Give me that damn beer."

The bartender looks at him and says,"Sorry but we don't serve drug users here."

The bear says " Drugs? What drugs? I don't do drugs!"

The bartender looks at him and says, "Oh yeah? What about that bar-bitch-you-ate?"