Posted by Drew Zeitlin:
Hello Everybody. From time to time in abullrun land we like to take some time off from cross stitch and needlepoint and share bad, old or corny jokes mostly on twitter but we are going to share them on this blog from time to time as well. Today we have two jokes for you.
One Good Deed
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit"? St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll ruin you all!"
St. Peter was impressed.
"When did this happen"? he asked.
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
Ski Lift Trouble
A man went on a ski trip and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.
"Why is the injury not covered"? he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes you an idiot and we consider that a pre-existing condition."